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STUCK ON YOU
By Patti Berg
Avon
February 2003
ISBN: 0-380-82005-6

Love's One Big Mystery . . .

It's common knowledge in Plentiful, Wyoming, that bookstore owner Scarlett O'Malley imagines trouble brewing everywhere. Of course, real trouble bubbles over the day an enigmatic stranger named Logan Wolfe shows up in town. The outsider's one hunk of a guy, with a smile that could knock a redhead off her sky-high heels. But when a mysterious woman literally drops dead at Scarlett's feet and the town's wealthiest widow disappears, suspicion falls on the secretive man. Scarlett is positive Logan's up to something--but is he out to scam the people in town, or steal her heart?

The last thing Logan wants is a screwball sleuth dogging his footsteps and digging into his past. The ex-cop came to Plentiful to escape the madness of Las Vegas and to ditch bad memories, not to have some zany redhead with a man-killer body mess with his peace of mind or history that's better off buried. But Logan can't help admiring Scarlett's spirit--or the gold stars dangling from her belly button ring. And when her wacky investigation takes a surprising turn, Logan finds himself glued to Scarlett's side, helping her look for clues, keeping her out of trouble--and maybe falling in love...

 


The buzz..

"Excellent, Outstanding, Stupendous, Wonderful, Fantastic"
--Karen VanEgdon, reader

"Charming and funny, yet with an edge of poignancy, STUCK ON YOU is pure delight. Sassy Scarlett and sexy Logan are a match made in heaven."
--Romantic Times

"... sexy, sparkling dialogue ... You will love this delightful pair as they bicker and banter, make war, make up and make love. For a thoroughly entertaining novel, I highly recommend STUCK ON YOU. It's Patti Berg at her finest, and that's fine, indeed."
--Jane Bowers
Romance Reviews Today

"... sweet, steamy, intense and sometimes very funny. The ensemble of characters is right out of small-town America, including a feisty, engaging heroine, and a man's man with a heart of gold. A very fun read."
--Lory Martin, Reviewer
Old Book Barn Gazette

"A non-stop sidesplitting screwball of a romantic mystery... The loopiness and laughter, added to the fact that the mystery is good and unguessable, makes it just about a perfect read. ... adorable and unputdownable."
--Curled Up with A Good Book (www.curledup.com)

 

Excerpt...

When a girl breaks into a guy's cabin and gets caught snooping around,
anything can happen…

Scarlett screamed, the sound so loud and piercing her ears popped. Logan and the big ugly rifle became a massive blur. Fear pulsed through her; she shut her eyes tightly to keep from seeing the explosion, or her blood spurting everywhere.

She let out a second near window-shattering scream, and a wet hand clamped over her mouth.

The explosion never came. Pain didn't ricochet through her body. She didn't drop to the floor in a pool of blood. But she did feel the pressure of fingers on her face, and heard hard breathing that wasn't her own.

Opening her eyes slowly, she saw Logan standing over her, tall, muscular, and menacing--sort of. Dark hair dripped over his narrowed, angry eyes, down the bridge of his nose and over his chin. Rivulets of water coursed over his body, and she followed one meandering stream through the hair on his chest, over his belly button, over …

Merciful heavens! He was stark naked.

A few pages later, Logan (our hero) has clapped Scarlett (our heroine) in handcuffs.

Okay, he's handcuffed her to the bed… and left her alone. And then…

Scarlett yanked at her handcuff, twisted it and turned it and tried to free herself from the ridiculous entrapment. She glared at the clock beside the bed. Nearly half an hour had gone by since Logan had locked her up. Twenty-nine minutes ago she'd wanted him to come back, wanted him to press that big and powerful body of his against hers. But that was twenty-nine minutes ago.

Now she was mad. How dare he handcuff her to the bed and then walk away!

The bedroom door banged against the wall, and Scarlett jerked around. Logan stood in the doorway wearing nothing more than black jeans and a smug smile.

The moment had come. He'd returned. Now the only question that remained was whether or not he planned to share the bed. If he tried, she'd knee him good and hard.

Snagglepuss approached her first, a taunt devised by two ruthless males, more than likely. He pranced into the room, leapt onto the bed, narrowed his eyes at Scarlett, and hissed. She and that cat were destined to have a major run-in one of these days. The scrawny thing plopped down beside her, and with claws fully extended, pressed his rear paws against her leg. Obviously he wanted more of the bed; Scarlett refused to budge.

Logan came in next, his bare feet silent on the hardwood floor. He stepped over the tennis shoes and socks she'd kicked off and sauntered toward her, two bottles of Moose Jaw clutched in his fists. He looked like a sexy guy in a TV ad, the kind of unshaven, bare-chested stud women poked their heads out of office windows to gawk at.

Well, she refused to gawk. Instead of staring at Logan's incredible chest, she stared at the cat; Snagglepuss stared right back. She reached out her uncuffed hand to pet the feline; Snagglepuss hissed.

"Nice cat you've got," she said cynically, still staring at the motley beast.

"He's not mine. He's just spending time here until he wants to move on."

Her eyes narrowed; she looked up slowly. "It's nice to know you give your animals the right to road free. Too bad you're not as generous with human beings--like me."

"Snagglepuss licks my toes; he curls up in my lap--"

"I don't lick toes."

Logan's smug grin turned wicked as his gaze shot toward her crimson-polished toenails. "Ever had yours licked?"

"Don't be ridiculous."

"I take it that's a no?"

"What I've had licked or haven't had licked is none of your business."

Logan shrugged. "For now."

Those words sounded ominous, making her muscles tighten as Logan walked toward the bed, holding out a bottle of beer. "Thirsty?"

"Are you hoping I'll say yes so you can ply me with beer, get me drunk, then have your way with me, licking anything and everything your heart desires?"

"You think there's some hidden meaning behind everything I say and do?"

"Isn't there?"

"No, damn it!" Logan smacked the bottle down on the nightstand. "I thought you might be thirsty--that's it."

Logan stormed toward the living room, bare feet thudding heavily on the floor. Halfway through the doorway he stopped. Scarlett heard his deep intake of breath, the way it gushed back out as his broad shoulders rose and fell. Slowly he turned around. She searched his eyes for anger, but saw only frustration.

"If I'm not mistaken," he said, "you and I were getting along pretty good this afternoon. Remember? I was holding you. We shared a few kisses that you seemed to enjoy. We talked about Friday night--hell, I even thought we might have a good time. Then you show up here, sneak around like you're trying to solve some big mystery, and treat me like I'm an ax murderer. Mind telling me why?"

She couldn't possibly tell him that her friends that he was a murderer and that she was trying to find out the truth. But maybe she could tell him a partial truth, just to get him off her back. "I don't have the most trusting nature in the world--"

"So I noticed." He folded his arms across his chest and stared at her, waiting for more of an answer.

"I thought if I came out here tonight I might get to know a little more about you before our big date."

"How?" By peeping through my windows, trying to figure out what kind of music I like, what I eat, if I scratch myself when no one's watching?"

"I didn't see you scratch, and if I had I would have hightailed it out of here before the bears charged."

"So you were spying on me?"

"Okay, so I was, but don't go thinking it's something I do on a routine basis. Trust me, spying can be damn boring."

"But you spied on me in spite of the boredom."

"I didn't say you were boring." Jeez, she was making a mess of this, but what woman wouldn't if she were chained to a bed with a sexy, nearly nude man looming over her?

Want to know what Scarlett does next? How about Logan?
Think he'll keep her chained to his bed?

Find out what happens next when you read
STUCK ON YOU
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